June 2011
1 post
See, See Rider \ Ella Fitzgerald \ These Are The...
May 2010
1 post
Sometimes I Have a Heartache →
It’s 5 am, and you’ve been dancing practically nonstop since 10 pm. The air is hot, humid, and incredibly stale with 7-hour-old stench from 300 sweaty dancers. The floor is sticky from spilled beer…
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
21 posts
Her: There's a typo. He forgot a period at the end of this sentence.
Me: Oh. Well, do we care about a missing period?
Her: Nope. Only if you think you might be pregnant.
1 tag
Sigur Ros/Takk/Hoppipolla = happiness
oledocweirdbeard:
jmarie3:
cargohoo:
Nina...
Hey You! Yes, YOU!
yhf:
daniellei:
The only thing that is going to make me feel any better is a smooch from you.
So please pucker up and lay one on me.
You’re going to have to brace yourself. A first smooch from me is like going to the moon. Sure, you may do it again and again, but the first time is like rockets. Or something. I don’t know. I ate some pills I found at my cousin’s house. It made sense then....
Lombard Street turns into Candyland for a day →
How cool is this? I’m so sad I’m missing it. :(
Tell me I'm not the only one
jaydensmommie:
nilszero:
who says “Wed ness day” in their head when typing Wednesday.
You make it sound like there are people who DON’T do that.
i also say feb-ru-ary in my head
good idea/bad idea?
1. print photos on sticker paper.
2. weatherproof them.
3. cover my new beater car entirely with photos.
my main concern is that the pictures will start peeling at some point in time. do i need to cover everything in something like clear nail polish or mod-podge?
guys-
yesterday the jetta i test drove smelled like crayons. and today? today my office smells like cat food. my smellometer points to weirded out.
July 2009
42 posts
Thongs
Mom: Hey, Nice thongs!
Me: What?
Mom: Your flip flops, nice!
Me: Why did you call them thongs?
Mom: That is what we called them back in the day.
Me: People used to call people "the N word" too, But we don't do that anymore.
touché
geeze guys - a girl forgets about tumblr for a week to take care of her crunched car & resulting mountains of paperwork & her tumbularity goes to 0? where’s the love? (or, why do i care?)
get on up!
Watchcoo-coo-ca-cha!
mishimmy:
Just rescued a baby bird that strongly resembled the joker.
pictures?
mishimmy:
@Mishimmy:
@tracilyns:
speaking of bands people dislike? U2? hate. them. that’s all.
See, this is why we’re fake married. We have the SAME taste in music. U2 = overplayed, over hyped vomit.
also? nickelback. blazing fire of a thousand suns hate. it’s like listening to nails on a chalkboard when he sings. how can he do that to his voice and still have a voice? i told an old...
mishimmy:
This song is mood altering. Love it. Be...
Her: Do you think pointy toe shoes or steel toe boots are better for kicking someone in the shins?
Me: steel toe boots. pointy toes are for kicking somewhere else